Previous government efforts to boost the sale of seal products have also failed, noted Fink. As an example, she pointed to a 2014 plan which recommended the Fisheries and Oceans department try to revive the market for the sale of seal penises.
Nothing says buy seal penises like… Taylor swift?
Is the simulation collapsing into a Swift-ularity? She’s suddenly at the center of everything, including seal meat. Wtf
Is the simulation collapsing into a Swift-ularity?
Certainly seems so.
Taylor Swift is the only important person in the world according to the news.I mean I like her music, but if you asked me a couple of years ago who’s going to be shaking the world in 2024, definitely wouldn’t say Taylor Swift.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a single song of hers.
You probably don’t know which ones are hers, but that’s like saying you’ve never heard a Michael Jackson or Beatles song. They’re everywhere and you’d have to avoid music in public altogether to avoid it, she has songs everywhere.
We’re sure this isn’t a satire site?
I was expecting that they wanted Taylor to speak out against seal meat, not endorse seal penis meat.
