Who even gives a shit about body count? As long as things are STD-free, it’s all good
I believe it is the lying that little dude is concerned about…
Case in point: she might also be lying about those STDs that she “totally” checked for (like AIDS) and “definitely” does not have, wink.:-P
Yeah, but why did she feel like she can’t tell him the true number?
Because they aren’t real people and it is a comic.
No, because there are actual people who judge a woman if she likes sex.
Liking sex and being a hoe are two different things. Man or woman.
actual people who judge
Yeah people do that. About everything. Get over it.
Apparently slut shaming is still a thing in the current year of our Lord.
Not certain it’s slut shaming so much as addressing lying. She told him 3 guys, when the mountain of stolen sweaters, and her profuse sweating implies it was more than three. I don’t care about body count and I’m uncertain if the author does, but this joke is still funny if you don’t care about body count.
I’m definitely not interested in someone who refers to their sexual partners as their body count.
I first read this as her murder victem count lol.
I also prefer people who already know what they’re doing.
Oh, you think I only steal hoodies from people I boned. Joke’s on you, no hoodie is safe in my presence.
What you’ve committed is a class A felony, hoodie theft sans boning. Straight to jail.
If there was boning, the hoodie becomes a party favor that’s handed out to guests to commemorate the event.
People give me their garbage hoodies. I take hoodies that are destined for the thrift store. They ask go on the back of my desk chair. I can’t lean back too far out the weight of them will topple me backwards. Yes I’m happy living this kind of hoodie goblin existence.
The explanation is simple: shoplifting
