I hate Mitch as much as the next person, but he fucking survived polio. He could be mumbling incoherently at this point and it would still be a huge personal and medical triumph. That’s not to say he should still be in office, but mocking his neurological condition after having survived one of the worst nerve-infecting diseases is in extremely poor taste.
So is backing legislature that revokes human rights.
He can eat shit for all I care. Idgaf what he survived he’s a dog shit human being.
Then mock him for that, kind of my point. There’s a million things you could make fun of the piece of shit about. Going for low blows not only doesn’t address why he’s a terrible senator, but makes it look like our best argument against him is his cognitive decline.
Monsters don’t age well, drugs or not
I saw the Stones last year in Hyde Park. Mick Jagger is a walking (well, running) ad for every drugs he’s done.
(Jokes aside, he works out a lot)
I heard he does an hour of vocal warm-ups each day. I’m still amazed at how good live the Stones still are. Being this healthy at 80 doesn’t come easy, and I don’t think he’s done drugs in a while! (Keith Richards quit cocaine and alcohol around 2008 after falling off a tree he was climbing)
Yeah but he sold his soul to the Devil, and that’s why he looks like an half-baked turtle getting out of the butthole of a sheep at 81
Counter: Do all the drugs!
