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For people that don’t know this is not how you use Calipers

  • knorke3@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    please close and reverse the tool, then grip it tightly and drive it into the skull of the complaining customer

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    1 year ago

    Showed this pic to my co workers (steelworkers/blacksmiths) and only the old guys knew what was funny about the pic… Gen z think that calipers are toy guns…

    • lutillian@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      I dunno, a lot of gen z and millennials probably use them when fabricating parts for things that you can’t get them for. I know I do for my printer.

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        1 year ago

        Well… im an old millennial and know what it is and how to use it properly…

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      1 year ago

      I use calipers frequently and didn’t realize it was upsidedown until reading this.

      I thought it was a joke about clients always sending shitty low resolution pictures where you can’t actually verify their claim.

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        1 year ago

        Realistically, how many people need calipers in their life? The vast majority never used one because a ruler or tape is enough for pretty much anything in a house.

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    1 year ago

    I want to wholeheartedly believe the caliper has the size the customer wants and the pipe is bigger, therefore inappropriate. I’ve never met anyone who would use a caliper this way, I’ve seen people trying to eyeball it or use it as a ruler but not like this

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    1 year ago

    A normal set of calipers has 3 basic modes of measuring things: inside, outside, and depth. It is amazing to me how many people in this thread don’t know at least one of those or use them wrong.

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    1 year ago

    I am a certified blithering idiot and even I feel like a high society intellectual compared to this picture.