Jar-Jar: Tink about it. Shesa out da middle of nowhere wit one bombad Gungan shesa barely knows. Shesa look around her, what does shesa see? Nah-ting but open space. “Ooooooh no, dere’s nowhere for mesa to run, what mesa gonna do, say no?”
Anakin: Okay…that seems really dark though.
Jar-Jar: No, no, dis not dark. Yousa misunderstanding me, Ani!
Anakin: I think I am.
Jar-Jar: Yes, yousa are. Cuz if da girl said no, den da answer obviously is no. Da thing is dat shesa not gonna say no, shesa never say no…because of the implication.
EDIT: Genius has struck me 7 hours later.
I’m sorry OP but I have a policy to always downvote jarjar, please don’t take it personal.
That’s no way to treat the True Lord of the Sith
We all know that Darth Jar Jar was the originally intended villain, we were robbed of that greatness.
Now THIS is podracing
