Did a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?
I almost wonder if it got clipped just right to be punted into the air by another car’s tire while staying relatively intact and it’s just a mix of a bunch of coincidences.
Most likely that’s what happened.
No it just woke up one day and decided it was a bird
Imagine explaining it to your insurance in the age before cellphone cameras.
Haha still that woukd be a very creative way to fabricate a claim for a new windscreen
Jumping off a bridge because it doesn’t have an understanding of fall damage also seems plausible.
Red koopas are the ones that turn around so this checks out.
I feel sad for the turtle.
I looked it up and it unsurprisingly did not survive. :(
:(
‘Nearly decapitated’ seems a little overblown.
Damnit luigi, calm the fuck down