• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    6 months ago

    Shockingly similar to putting your black out drunk friends into bed after a party.

    Don’t forget a bucket or trash can.

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    6 months ago

    Few steps missing, the squirming, the unexpected discovery it is twice the weight you thought it was, the pointy hooves and contact with various fleshy parts of your anatomy and catching the bloody thing in the first place.

    Honestly from a lamb-over-the-wall perspective this is very much “draw the rest of the owl”

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    6 months ago

    Okay, but what if I have a lamb, a cabbage, and a wolf? Obviously I can only bring one at a time over the wall, but the lamb will eat the cabbage if I’m not there…

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      6 months ago

      Is that from a riddle?

      Based on what you’ve given so far, you can just take the lamb first, since the wolf won’t eat the cabbage.

      • mlg@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        The original riddle is a boat or gondola across the river that can only fit yourself and one thing.

        It’s not that hard of a riddle, it’s just that you have to apply the same logic to the other side too.

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    6 months ago

    I like to think this woman is some random agent of chaos letting a sheep out of a farmer’s fields.