Mine is
- Consenting adult
Preferably human
And breathing would be nice
I don’t know don’t want to feel too picky
Besides, she could just be being friendly. You never know.
I think sapience is a prerequisite to consent, so humans would be the only qualified candidate (native to earth at least)
As long as it passes the Harkness test, I’m down.
Cops are pigs yet they can consent
Oh yeah, good point!
- Consenting adult
- Not a cop
In some places they are called trash
*Elven women grumble on the sidelines*
Holup
Meanwhile, here are my Garfield requirements:
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is an orange cat
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is funny
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is part of a comic strip called “Garfield”
My Garfield requirements are #1 and #3
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Female (optional)
Preferably but negotiable.
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Now, I don’t want to be too picky, but her being alive would be nice.
> Hi mom, hi dad! Meet my gf [redacted]!
*whispering*
> Yes, she’s a little bit dug up corpse, but don’t say that around her: she’s kinda sensitive about it.
(Stolen from a random video/podcast)
I also get upset when people say i look like a corpse,
Just because i am one doesn’t mean you have to constantly point it out!
Not even that. If they are just feminine thats enough for me
furries have entered the chat
Those requirements disclude many other options. You may want to reconsider.
And girls have the opposite problem. Too many guys out there who are interested, but no way to know which ones are good.
Being a straight man looking for a partner is like dying of thirst in a desert.
Being a straight woman looking for a partner is like dying of thirst at sea.
Is it because sea water is undrinkable?
Life is too short to play that stupid game. It’s bullshit for everyone involved. I’m happy to be single.
You make Darwin happy. Here’s your award.
Maybe the main problem is that the guys who are interested are solely interested because the girls require their one and only requirement of being, well, female.
Yeah girls know the feelings for them comes from physical attraction, not so much from emotional attraction.
But it depends very much. Hard to generalize this.
-ish
Too bad you’re cutting off half of human population! ;-)
Yeah op got no chance
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You only date females? Wow that’s a really offensive and insensitive thing to say. Also unrealistic, as this criteria blocks out half of all people. Prepare to get cancelled /s
Negotiable…
Contentious