You’re making it sound like one of the candidates wants to dismantle the american quasi-democracy and rule as a dictator, where on earth did you get that idea?
What, just because one of the candidates has loudly and proudly proclaimed that they indend to start their term by ruling as a dictator?
And because that same candidate has said “In four years, you don’t have to vote again, we’ll have it fixed so good you’re not going to have to vote.”?
The entire time he was thinking
“This could’ve been an email”
Huh, yeah it seems the sugar in the gastank thing is just a myth, but won’t sugar in the oil have the same issue? Sugar is insoluble so it can’t pass through the oil filter, so it’ll just chill in the filter and oil pan?
They keep shooting too far-right
I can totally understand why
Had a friend who said he was considering removing the exhaust on his bike because it would sound cooler, everyone else in the friendgroup said we would pour sugar in his gastank if he ever did that
A child lying to their parent counts as disrespecting/not honoring their parents, right?
If so, the punishment is actually supposed to be a public execution by stoning if i recall correctly
Wym 9/11 is still 2 months away
Notepad running through wine
If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?
“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”
“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”
I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!
What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?
The camera app and spreadsheet app? Because that’s what i would’ve guessed they were based on the icons
Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.
Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌
All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up
He doesn’t look a day past 80
That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔
They arrived just in time to see a bunch of farmers turned terrorist, burning down a church.
They heroically rushed in to defeat the terrorists and save as many women and valuables as they could from the burning structures
Don’t believe what the media tells you, they’re actually heroes!