• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    Tired: one day you’ll have sex for the last time

    Wired: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.

    Retired: one day some old lady will be giving you sloppy in your wheelchair and you’ll blow a load of dust into her mouth