The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAsking for help onlinelemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1692arrow-down112
arrow-up1680arrow-down1imageAsking for help onlinelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoBut wait! There’s more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we’ll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoSwallowed a nail as a kid, got nothing but a trip to the ER and the embarrassment of an entire staff of people waiting for me to poop. I didn’t know I needed a full dozen to win the prize!
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 day agoJust get an MRI then to be on the safe side.
But wait! There’s more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we’ll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨
Swallowed a nail as a kid, got nothing but a trip to the ER and the embarrassment of an entire staff of people waiting for me to poop. I didn’t know I needed a full dozen to win the prize!
Just get an MRI then to be on the safe side.