Money can’t buy happiness, but Elon sure did buy a lot of hair plugs.

    • Adori@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      18 hours ago

      Chad shave your head like me B) Accept the curse and turn it into strength

    • Allonzee@lemmy.worldOP
      113·
      23 hours ago

      I’ll never make fun of someone for being overweight unless they go through life telling other people to lose weight in a derogatory manner.

      I believe in a modified version of treat others how you want to be treated:

      In a vacuum, be kind, but once someone shows you who they are, treat others how they treat others.

      These are cruel, hateful people to innocents. They deserve no quarter.

      • HKPiax@lemmy.world
        2·
        16 hours ago

        Oh don’t get me wrong. Cunt Muskrat can fuck right off and drown in a lake of cum, it’s just that other people have a bad hairline/are balding, so making fun of a feature (especially one that people have no control over) indirectly makes fun of all people with that feature, as well as Musk of course.

        Anyway, mine was a half-serious comment. Musk is a bitch lol

      • Mac@mander.xyzEnglish
        65·
        23 hours ago

        Wow. You sure are owning Musk, who im sure really cares about your opinion, by shitting on everyone else who is also balding.

        • Allonzee@lemmy.worldOP
          4·
          23 hours ago

          I’m not insulting the balding of those I don’t know. Only Musk’s.

          Believe whatever you like though.

          • Mac@mander.xyzEnglish
            45·
            22 hours ago

            You insult all people with a feature when you insult anyone with feature.

            But thanks for outing yourself for having zero empathy for your fellow humans.
            At least now we know.

            • forrgott@lemm.ee
              21·
              14 hours ago

              Lol. I have an uneven balding pattern. I was not offended.

              You sound suspiciously like a snowflake.