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    1 day ago

    Ten! Halfway there! Good doggie, Trigger! You are definitely proving that, out of the two of us, I am the one with the ego issue!

    I wonder how often you have checked, only to furiously see I hadn’t responded yet.

    Did you stay up late, Trigger?

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        23 hours ago

        Eleven! Good Trigger! Did you need your ego (that you definitely don’t have as you are proving) stroked the second you got up, Trigger? Sorry, I have a life and can’t give you your treat in the first moments. Poor Trigger.

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            20 hours ago

            Twelve! About half of what you’ve done on Lemmy in the past two days is paste this over and over again to prove what a big ego I have. You’ve definitely proven that one, Trigger. Eight to go!

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                19 hours ago

                Uh-oh, Trigger. You’re getting too mad about me not responding to you the right way. You’re doing more than just pasting. How are you going to let everyone know about my massive ego unless you paste the exact same thing over and over twenty times?

                How will anyone know how meek and humble you are now, Trigger? How will they know?!

                Also, this would be thirteen. Seven to go! Go, Trigger! Go!

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                    19 hours ago

                    Oh Trigger. This whole thing doesn’t work if you try to talk to me instead of just paste things. I’ll do you the favor and just not read whatever you write that wasn’t part of your original paste. I stopped at “hint” on this one. You’ll have to get more creative, Trigger.

                    Fourteen. Six to go! Good doggie!