step 2 is arson.
- Congratulations, you are now a lemon-stealing whore
no step 2 is arson
It always is, isn’t it? Only noobs don’t know that.
Thank you I was just trying to look up step 2
We pick hundreds of lemons from our tree each year and leave them out for free on the street. I call all the takers lemon stealing whores and my wife is never amused.
- Have a lemon party?
That sounds fun, I’ll go Google some ideas
edit- :(
Achievement Unlocked!
Step 3
Do you know who I am? I’m the opossum who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons!
Instructions clear, lemon chosen.
Fitting
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
this guy gets it
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When you choose lemons in this life, life makes lemonade out of your pee
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