Ẅ̷̥́ė̴͖͉ ̸̣̫́h̵̫̊͋å̶͚v̸̡̰͗ē̴̦̘ ̸̩̒͝s̸̫̒̎u̸̖̔c̸̲͎̈͗h̴̹̙̏ ̴̢̗̏͂s̵͔̾i̷̳̘͑ĝ̷̪h̸̟͆ẗ̸̨̝́s̷̡̜̈́͛ ̷͈̽t̸̹͈̀o̶̺̍͝ ̶̣͔̋ŝ̵̢̝h̸̻̥̽̂o̷̤͚̓̐w̴͎͍̌ ̴̢̝̓y̵̡̼̕o̷̫̜̔̽u̵̡͋͐
Ẅ̷̥́ė̴͖͉ ̸̣̫́h̵̫̊͋å̶͚v̸̡̰͗ē̴̦̘ ̸̩̒͝s̸̫̒̎u̸̖̔c̸̲͎̈͗h̴̹̙̏ ̴̢̗̏͂s̵͔̾i̷̳̘͑ĝ̷̪h̸̟͆ẗ̸̨̝́s̷̡̜̈́͛ ̷͈̽t̸̹͈̀o̶̺̍͝ ̶̣͔̋ŝ̵̢̝h̸̻̥̽̂o̷̤͚̓̐w̴͎͍̌ ̴̢̝̓y̵̡̼̕o̷̫̜̔̽u̵̡͋͐
Will it open a portal to the hell dimension? No.
Will it slice up your hands as a horrible practical joke? Maybe…
The lead paint and mild gamma radioactivity are the lamentation part.