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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Nothing is private on a farm. All the corn have ears.

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Nothing is private on a farm. All the corn have ears.

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SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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And all the potatoes have eyes.
- Vathsade@lemmy.ca
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  And the beanstalk
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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I never feel ignored on a farm; the corn is all ears.
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  There’s certainly a kernel of truth to that
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What about acorn?

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