What a horrible day to have genitals.
professional woman here:
i fucking hate it when my dick touches the bowl >:(
Ok I guess we both have it bad
As a pussy haver. What the fuck
im with everyone here. what the fuck
Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?
Technically if you get a fistula you can shit out of your dick.
I wish I didn’t know that, and yet I do.
The old witches kiss
Its neptunes kiss when you let a turd go and water shoots back up your asshole from the splash.
illustration: https://youtu.be/_eTsrtZdAJc
I don’t know what I was expecting
My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I’d take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.
Just leave it.
Please don’t
Someone will either have to clean it up for you anyway or it goes down the drain and contributes to your local drainage problems
What the fuck
I’m now equal parts envious, fearful, and in awe at women’s capability to weaponize much more destructive dutch ovens than men.
The dreaded double dutch
Worse when it touches the water though.
I’d rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!
i hate you, heres an upvote
Had both.
Don’t recommend either.
As a trans woman, both suck yes.
(cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.
Never happened. Is this even possible? They always find a way to slip up or down.
Definitely happens of you aren’t careful sitting down. Feels a bit like squeezing a grape too hard
I once accidently kicked my self in the nuts when I went to sit down. It wasn’t pleasant.
Except when I squeeze a grape too hard, it doesn’t hurt me.
I sat on my balls a bit before seeing this thread, which is why I thought of it.