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Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

I see. So you’d rather write multiple paragraphs of excuses instead of spending that time on coping with what you can.

I understand how this sub works now, and I’m disappointed. Bye.

Because being horrible with time is a predictable thing. As a human being, we have the ability to plan and act in ways that compensate for predictable weaknesses.

If you notice you’re always late, but you never try to leave earlier, you’re either a moron or an asshole.

Engineering vs Marketing

I’m pretty sure they like it when you cry

For me, it’s not the weed. It’s the bs I end up eating while stoned. Starting to become a problem at night, especially with my acid reflux

Incel to Chad in one sentence

Quoting a podcast: “So you’re saying I own this jpeg but anyone else can still download it and do anything they want with it? Bruh, NFTs are just jpeg NTR”

I think even if it’s OC, it’s fine if you very clearly credit it.

No creative is gonna get angry at someone going “hey check out this cool content I found by this person”

You know what’s worse? Calling out to the waiter. Everyone around me hears it.

The waiter doesn’t.