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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
But you’d be stuck in the middle seat. You really want to torture yourself like that?
It’s 100% a lose-lose situation no matter how you chop it up, so if I can at least get some Betelgeuse-level of affection from the designated House slut in the meantime, it’ll dull the pain otherwise.
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Well I’m sure the devil will also give a fiery handy if you ask nicely. Worst case he puts in seat 9 so I see sitting next to the devil as a better option.