“that won’t stop me because I can’t read”
- Lauren Boebert
Asses to asses, butts to butts
“that won’t stop me because I can’t read”
- Lauren Boebert
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
They’re coming directly from a well meaning individual’s asshole
People just liked it better that way
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Ah, you can make UP on the left there
What are you saving your enter key for? Let’s see some paragraphs dawg
bury the ledge
Do you mean bury the lede?
Hey I’m not an addict. I can stop having a good time whenever I want.
There isn’t a soul on lemmy that doesn’t know Linux exists
Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.
You mean teddy grahams
White people who decided only white people eat potato salad
Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow
Probably saw him fuck up a coyote and said, let’s stick with this guy
Too young to remember how bloodthirsty Hilary was as secretary of state. Member when “we came, we saw, he died tehe”?