I’m ready, Trekkie Monster!

Glad I could help. 😁

enough cocaine to kill a small horse

Freud?

“The Arrival” with Charlie Sheen. (FYI: That’s not Charlie Sheen.)

“Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”

Yeah, I really need answers about that one. My friend leaves his filtered water pitcher on the counter, and he also said it tasted better than from the fridge. Even on summer days when I biked over and was sweating buckets, I could barely stand drinking it. I would rather get it straight from the tap.

Can’t ibuprofen also damage your liver?

Life, uh, finds a way.