Bargaining?

How is it not safe for work though? Nsfw isn’t “potentially offensive” tagging.

More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.

The plumbing didn’t change…

Plot twist: Both children are named ‘Me’ and they are praying for the other to win

Kill… meeee.

That’s only cool guys.

Don’t even need magic… just non-brown eyes.

Cool, cool… Anywho, tell me more about this spotted oak tree.

…go on.

Used to drink it when I was on the Keto diet. Honestly really enjoyed it, blended up and all… but it isn’t for everyone.