You will be able to see the point of this comic as it flies over their heads.

At least it has a flange so you won’t lose it

Beaker!

When the bullied shows up with a gun, the bully suddenly tries peace.

It’s socialism and a handout and they know it, but are too ignorant and entitled to change anything.

I still own my childhood consoles, collecting dust in a box but fully functional. Every once in a while I break them out for the nostalgia. I never had the WiiU, but I’m aware Twilight they mirrored the whole game because of the sword hand?

I died waiting.

Welp guess I have to go play Windwaker on the GC again, I’ll be back in a few days

Is whammy bar gayer than Wham!?

A fine of less than a single percent of profit isn’t a fine, it’s a cost of doing business. Hit them where it hurts until they follow the rules, same as any other (nonrichwhite) citizen.

He lost his mom to an Oreo Blizzard, I can’t blame him. She was eating one, got lost and never came home.

Wheely tired

Maybe he’ll attempt forced crying while testifying.

What other surprises are in that town?

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

I don’t use the internet

No we have to throw them in prison and work them for free in a field, that’s the only way…murica.

I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.

Jesus Christ!..the Protestant one