Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow

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Well, put your mind at ease. The Democratic Party doesn’t think jd Vance fucked a couch.

“Couch fucker” is catchy though, it rolls off the tongue, it’s easy to remember

‘Diaper Don and the couch fucker’ is a great response to ‘sleepy joe and low iq karolla’ or whatever tf trump is calling her

— it sucks that this is where American political discourse is, but this is where THEY brought it to. Taking the high road isn’t a virtue when dealing with a bully and it isn’t effective.

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing

Can I chip in on this…?

I get the same way if my tolerance is too low, anxiety, paranoia, etc

If I smoke daily for a week or two it goes away and I get my fun/functional highs back

The workaround is to buy a small handgun for concealed carry and then attach a small switchblade bayonet.

Your right to open boxes shall not be infringed

No even smart enough to hold onto his one and only meal ticket. 🤣🤷‍♂️

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Reddit is dying anyway.

Is there anywhere to get those ads without having to book my face? (Asking for a friend, obviously)

I love that his people let him go to this event 🤣

So this event went exactly as well as anyone with any common sense at all would assume it would go? 🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

I don’t know, man, I honestly think this is about as raveled as his campaign has ever been.

Frankly, I’m shocked to find out that AIs are using drive throughs at all, and I’m not sure what use they would even have for tacos 🤷‍♂️

This sounds made up

Quiznos made a huge mistake

Cats dig waterwheels though, everybody knows that.

If you live near a stream or river you could easily rig a water wheel to dispense cat food at whatever rate you want with the right gear combos and some scoop buckets with flaps