I relate to this. I bounced from Christian sect to Christian sect looking for the ones who got it most correct. I ran out of denominations.

I always avoid the fish symbol.

This sounds like a whole forest fire of flaming red flags.

How do you die from measles? I mean what actually causes death? Is it pneumonia?

No, no, no. She’s not one of those women, you see. That’s for the other women.