DancingIsForbidden

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

I now identify as a goat (for Braxton only). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE

So can this whole confrontation be avoided if I offer your cat some milk?He looks angry and I’m sure this was all a misunderstaIM SORRY PLEASE DONT HURT ME ANGRYCAT

he’s a speze of shit

I lurk the Reddit’s onion site using tor and turn JavaScript off. I don’t even have an account there anymore so I can’t comment on anything. This way they don’t get any advertising dollars from me. But it’s the best way for me to keep up with what’s new and upcoming in some special fields that I’m in.

this is inaccurate. the only thing that hurts in your thirties is your financial security and your aesthetic pride

sincerely, a millennial who had a birthday yesterday

I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.

.69 in 2050!

Future, nice.

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meh, I just thought it was funny. this is a meme sub. let’s calm down?

this you?

I see you pop culture reference and I raise you:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Bed:_The_Bed_That_Eats

This is yet another reason why it’s better to drink at home, by yourself!

All you have to do is give the bartender a handjob at the end of the night!

you can probably pocket the cucumber also. looks like it’ll fit

shit, now I’m hungry. gonna go root around in the pantry

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