I paid a lot for the bourbon I just drank. How dare you try to make me throw it up!

We already did that, and over 5 million people died. Do we have to really do that again?

UniversalMonk was permananned. They tried to evade the ban with other accounts, but those also got the ban hammer.

They’re all already dead inside

The show contains extremely high levels adorableness, preciousness, and cuteness— far more than should be allowed.

Geez, Ezra, I guess you got pretty bored in that other galaxy…

There’s entire generations who think this meme is new because it’s so old that they’ve never seen it.

Just want until the drones discover Candy Crush. Then the drones will get drones.

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

lol

Ha!

They’re very, very good at it

Oh lawd he comin

But… This is the onion!

• Myst
• Riven
• Ultima Series, including Ultima Underworld I & II

❤️❤️❤️

Apparently, there was only so much IP to steal

Fitting, considering she completely lacks it

Crikey!

I wish. Remember the last Trump presidency? It felt like 20 years.

My MAGA mom will be so annoyed…

Letting them live is too kind. People like this cannot be rehabilitated.