In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?

So the robots are now more successful at proving they’re human than I am.

I think they’d do two things if they want to keep the buy button. 1) Not require always online connections to play, or properly remove the online requirement or convert to P2P in the case of multiplayer games if they want to end support, or 2) sell their server infrastructure to a third party.

I assume this law is to preempt demand for something similar to the EU’s “stop killing games” petition. It’s a way to say that consumers were made aware and agreed that their games are only temporary licenses, so they can’t demand refunds or continued support when the company wants to stop.

There should be an exception: If they want to still say “buy” or fail to comply, they will need to refund the full original purchase price if they ever shut down the server.

Next do planned obsolescence and products that are designed to break a week after the warranty expires.

“That’s from the Jew section of the Bible.”

Just heard some pundits talking about Andrew Cuomo getting ready to swoop in and run if Adams resigns. They’re gonna elect Andrew fucking Cuomo next, probably.

Complete the set! Further protect your loved ones and property from emotional competitive reactions and other unpredictable gamer movements:

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It’s 2024. You can talk about Cheetos and urine.

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This place is fucked, I’m going back to work at Wendys

Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore

I don’t know enough about IV-injected 5G-amplified mind-controlling microchips to refute this.

At my last office job, years ago when I was young and lived with my parents and had very few financial obligations, I would always ask to clock out and leave whenever I ran out of work to do for the day. It was always busy mornings and slow afternoons. My boss thought I was insane for not wanting to get paid to sit there and fuck around on Facebook (her exact words.) But to me it was worth losing $30-60 to gain back 3-6 hours of my personal life every week.

The boss and most co-workers were great, and the work wasn’t even bad when it was busy, but just physically being present there was soul-crushing.

Adobe rn:

White men are EATING my CAR KEYS

I will find text versions of everything I need to learn about and create my own video, and then watch it.

The rapture is when we all get vacuumed back up into Eve’s vagina, so it works.