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  • And the synthesizers in the eighties were nothing like moogs

    Irrelevant I guess. I was casually reliving a memory from when I was a child, but there’s always got to be a pedant to further solidify my general withdrawal from society because I’m clearly not satisfactorily intelligent enough for it.



  • I believe I was in sixth grade when that album came out.

    First of all, it used a whole lot of synthesizers, which were pretty new technology at the time, and I felt like I was living in the future when I heard it.

    As to the album cover, it somehow didn’t register with my that it was a baby smoking.

    Rather, it made me think of teenagers smoking in the high school bathroom.

    Motley Crue’s Smokin in the Boys Room came out a year later, so I don’t think that influenced my mental image.






  • I actually miss the old Mexican brick weed from thirty years ago. It could give you a headache, but otherwise, the high it produced of everything being hilarious doesn’t seem to exist anymore. Modern weed pretty much makes me instantly catatonic.

    Further, I don’t know if it’s age, but a single bong rip will send me into violent fits of coughing that frequently render me running outside to puke.

    I’ve stopped smoking entirely in favor of edibles due to the coughing thing. The edibles still knock me the hell out. I don’t know how the younger set wakes and bakes and carries on with their day with the modern stuff.


  • A very long time ago, and much less technologically advanced:

    I went to boarding school. We had a little bit of a propensity for sneaking out of the dorm at night.

    New dean comes in our senior year and installs alarms on all the exits.

    Our senior year time capsule contains the controlling keypad to that alarm system that wasn’t even functional for twenty four hours.

    I’ve no doubt that today’s teens possess the ingenuity to bypass if not completely disable this thing.



  • Got_Bent@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zonePoorly socialized rule
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    Am man.

    I enjoy living alone.

    I enjoy owning my house and keeping it clean and maintained.

    I enjoy cooking at a pretty high level.

    I don’t particularly enjoy doing my laundry, but it doesn’t hinder me.

    I do not enjoy yardwork, so I outsource it to a landscaper.

    I enjoyed being a single dad.

    I enjoy watching my daughter making her way in the world.

    I enjoy it when my daughter calls me to regale me with tales of her life. I enjoy it even more when she calls me for advice.

    I enjoy stability.

    I enjoy the silence.

    I enjoy the autonomy.

    I’m pretty boring.

    Age has definitely begun to take its toll on my youthful looks, especially as all my remaining teeth seem to be rebelling all at once.

    I do not adapt well to changes in my daily routine or my domestic environment.

    I save money. I don’t much spend it.

    But I enjoy traveling whenever I feel like it to wherever I feel like to see whichever friends I please.

    I do not own a bidet or an electric kettle, just a dystopian stovetop kettle.

    Life has repeatedly, loudly, aggressively taught me that all of this is woefully insufficient.

    I am not a desirable adult.

    Please, take the bear and leave me be.




  • I’ve never heard of this so did a little digging. I’m not sure this fits the bill of state sanctioned since the “owners” were pretty much immediately prosecuted via joint efforts of the local sheriff and the FBI then convicted of violating federal law.

    While looking through this, I learned of peonage where Mae Louise Miller was released escaped from slavery in 1961. I don’t see any legal repercussions for her “owners”.

    I wouldn’t say state sanctioned in her case either. Maybe state turning a blind eye.

    Nonetheless, whether or not state sanctioned applies in either situation, it doesn’t diminish the horrible reality that people were being kept as chattel well into the twentieth century.

    Thanks for informing me of this. I really had no idea it existed.




  • Got_Bent@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlBidet anyone?
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    I mean to tell you that I’m that regular. Once in the morning and I’m done until tomorrow.

    And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn’t?

    God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?




  • I used to work at a place where several partners were members of this church. The open disdain directed toward me for not being a churchgoer and the ostracization the occurred were a significant factor of my decision to leave.

    After I left, one of the partners harassed me for several years via phone calls, text messages, and hand written letters mailed to my home trying to get me to turn my heathen ways around.

    One of those letters said something asking the lines that while I had chosen eternal damnation for myself, I owed an opportunity of salvation to my daughter, so I needed to bring her to this church.

    I don’t remember how many years this continued, but it finally stopped.

    The hell is the matter with these people?