Get fired, it’ll probably ultimately be the best thing that ever happened to you

The guy is will to put a chip in people’s brains and send them on a one way trip to mars to their certain death

The guy doesn’t care about risk when it’s somebody else taking the risk

I’m sure it could

The sheer sense of smug power I feel when hitting the mute button

Doesn’t seem to work on the PS5

Democrats, including Sen. Ron Wyden, raised alarms over Musk’s influence on federal funds. Treasury access concerns intensified after Trump ally Michael Flynn posted grant payments online.

That’s funny, the only thing I get when I search for “Michael Flynn grant payments” are about payments Flynn received from the Russian government

I’ve had so many Dell Laptops…

What else am I supposed to fill my shelves with? Books?

Pfffffffffff

If we suddenly start seeing cruise missiles hitting aid locations in Ukraine at the exact right time, we’ll know where it came from

This gets me every time

*of cum

What exactly counts as the mainstream media nowadays?

Cable news?

I haven’t had cable TV for probably 20 years now.

Internet news?

Which ones? There seems to be an endless number of them

Most of my mom’s cookware is ceramic with that design on it

I have no idea where she got it, but I have a feeling she would say “wedding gift”

They were married in 1975

Reverse it and put a fistful of cash in each of Trump’s tiny hands

Gee, there is no way Musk would abuse that power…

Like canceling grant payments to rival EV manufacturers

Is equating the defense of Ukraine with that hat the entire point of the meme?

I can do both at the same time

Gotta keep the supporters whipped up into a frenzy or they start asking questions

It’s safe to say he has a lot more than that