the sound hole? that’s just the urethra.

ok boomer

Loosen your anus with a dildo each night so the farts can be silent.

aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.

buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.

aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.

having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it’s hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you’re also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.

your rectum doesn’t have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsie dookies on daddy’s dick.

oh and have more fiber in your diet.

Zenberu Gugu from Overlord

idk how it is in the US, but here in hong kong their app deals, fried chicken, and shake shake fries are absolute bangers

omg this is the first time i didn’t fall for it

i am so proud of myself

Then that is your opinion and you are entitled to it.

I do not like them because the animations are arbitrary, with no proper theme and consistency to how they work and what they actually represent.

nope!

if you have to ask me for “permission” for having your own opinions, well, i won’t stop you.

a lot of these are terrible, made by an animator who doesn’t understand design and just wants to make lines move for the heck of it.

yeah but, while most of the english vocabulary is romance-based, the grand majority of what we actually use in daily life is germanic

idk man, the upvote ratio speaks for itself.

a furry artist’s nightmare

i’m on boost. i’ve tried quite a few options, but even with the ads, boost just feels like home.

to be clear, i’ve been out to the rest of my family for a long time, and i am very open about my sexuality (even irl, which takes at least some balls because i’m not in a very lgbt-friendly region). the reason i am not out to my father is that he has always been a traditional “man of the house” person, and i am not driving a wedge in our relationship by letting him know that his ideal bloodline ends with me.

if you don’t understand the cultural contexts in which i reside, do not assume my intentions or degrade my decisions.

okay, i’m gay, but this is still relevant.

my dad (who i haven’t come out to yet) thinks colourful underwear is gay, and those are his remarks to seeing that i’ve packed both red and blue undies while we were on vacation last year.

like bro they’re just colours.

just use your phone. you’re taking pictures and video for the memories, not for flawless record-keeping or streaming on live tv or post-game analysis.

learn to be skeptical, recognize logical fallacies, and never get angry.