Same here! :)

Wenigstens ist sie jetzt flauschig!

Then I guess I have been doing it right! Totally forgetting to water them for months and then dump a bucket of water into them.

Zoho, because it’s email server is free to use for custom domain adresses

Hot pocket!

Noch immer kein Zug gekommen?

Bahnhofstoilette?

Die Alternative wäre harter Analsex.

Wish granted, now everyone is an insufferable narcissist, because they only love themselves.

Liar.

Das fahr ich doch einfach kurz mitm Rad.

Ubuntu Mono ftw!

I think this is the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I have the same one!

I always thought that i.e. was “in example”

Because they are sitting in a pink colored train, and not in the blue colored one.

And mine! I think we might just all have the same cat that just rotates between people to get fed by everyone.

Some just accept stuff relatively easily but some are just stubborn and ignore it.

Not to be confused with your history of gay porn

Bingo!