I’m currently neither. Since I’m already used to not being intelligent, I’d go with being beautiful. Then I could always work to increase my intelligence if I wanted.

I used to love catching this on a TV channel early in the morning before having to go out to the school bus stop.

Garfield and Friends

C’mon, “Gulf of America” is already exhausting enough to say out loud.

If this actually comes to pass, five bucks says we’re all just going to call it the GOA (or you know, keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico).

Politics aside, “Gulf of Mexico” sounds way cooler. Easier and more fun to say, too.

It’s not every day that one’s fantasy becomes reality.

Lies.

That’s why it’s so crazy that that person was shat on so hard.

Not finding the actual Tweet yet (hard to navigate without an account), but here’s a video covering it:

https://youtu.be/Vael2yGvG_k

Also sorry for the billion edits. My brain is giving up on me tonight.

Reminds me of the time someone on Xitter said that there are more trees on Earth than there are stars in our Galaxy. They got ratio’d pretty damn hard for it. -_-

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Tell me he’s an extrovert without telling me he’s an extrovert.

Before realizing what instance this was posted in, I thought “I bet this was taken out of context.”

Good to know my brain still works. Occasionally.

Also, now sub’d.

No items, Fox only, Final Destination?