That’s a humanoid wet dream! You wouldn’t need a schlob to mebeep for sexy times when you can just whip out the ol’ sausage.
Keep it light, keep it moving.
I am doing no harm.
That’s a humanoid wet dream! You wouldn’t need a schlob to mebeep for sexy times when you can just whip out the ol’ sausage.
What a keeper. Please be excellent to her, OP. Don’t be like the other guys!
I love how if this were a serious post people would be up in arms. But since it’s a shitpost everyone’s ok with sharing their expertise. 😂
Damn, this guy crimes. I’m impressed.
It’s crazy how we’ve gone from a seemingly inescapable monopoly on office software in the 2000s to it being optional. I remember working at a previous job where everyone used Google Sheets by choice and they would raise their eyebrows if you spun up Excel.
Yeah, I have no preference. Both are nice for very different reasons.
I don’t want to insult your intelligence, but you may just be tech-savvy, or at the very least, tech-literate. I also don’t have a problem with either because I simply follow the UI logic as the average Jane should.
And don’t forget that you only get a pass for 12 months. After that, you must submit another review to continue browsing. 😂
Oh no, I never got to play online. Why wasn’t it fun?
May she plunder the shores and claim herself fair wenches across the seven seas!
It’s also in Mean Girls 🤭
My mind is telling me no but my weed is telling me how bad could it be.
I don’t think we need to change anything when all we get are these Storm Trooper assassins with no aim. 🙄
2016
2020
2024! 🤞
I knew someone who got caught up in their pyramid marketing scheme. The prizes were some low quality shit. The watch they won got badly scratched and the wristband’s pin fell off the same day from regular use. It was pretty funny watching it disintegrate in real time.
You said it, so now “they” do. ;)
I bet someone made it and posted it on Xitter
It doesn’t have to be free but come on.
I beg to differ! My degree was free for all intents and purposes, and no, it didn’t take away from the challenge or the quality of education. I cried blood tears in order to graduate but it was worth it.
Oh, fuck. He fucking did. God fucking dammit.