Can I use RIF?

I’m sorry. You may be getting it all wrong because right now you just sound like and are acting like a big ol pussy.

Give me one single person on this post that is “acting like they weren’t a kid themselves at some point in life”.

Just one.

Or are you fighting with ghosts?

That’s literally the first thing I thought of while looking at that picture. There’s no good reason for this. Bananas serve many purposes from green to yellow to black. Moreover, that “one per day” gimmick won’t even give you the same ripeness.