The capitalisation and autocorrect mistakes make me think this was written on an iPhone

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It seems to be sinking already

I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside

But only on the left side, yeah that’s the Crip side

Nicht schlecht, Daumen hoch.

Aber ehrlich: wie lange hast du gewartet, bis der Moment gekommen war, das erzählen zu können? 😉😇

I could sit and contemplate this for at least a few minutes. Maybe even quite a few

How does one get to work there?

Amazing gif. What’s the source?

shocked pikachu face