Surgeons were able to save the glans (the tip of the penis) and about two centimeters of the penile shaft, but the other sections were too damaged to be repaired.
Remarkably, the patient was able to regain some erectile function within three months of the surgery, though the overall length of his penis was significantly reduced due to the damage
Oof. Dude ended up giving himself a micropenis. Better than nothing, but still…
Truly you have done as your handle says
Not to worry, the wife will do all the cooking cleaning and housekeeping, as God intended. And if she doesn’t like it, too bad, the Bible says wives are to submit to the will of their husbands, so she’ll suck it up and do as she’s told.
That’s what they actually believe, don’t hate me. I grew up having this BS crammed down my throat, and even as a kid I thought it was ridiculous
In winter the sun causes really strong glare off of snow, and the sun sets sooner than in the summer. He probably started riding when the sun was up, and didn’t think to bring a clear lens for his goggles for when the sun set.
I never saw my school’s guidance counselors as people of trusted authority. More like Mr. Mackey from South Park. M’kay
I hope more of his victims have the courage to follow suit and he ends up bankrupt once he’s out of prison
Two pees in a pod
Don’t try and make him more relatable
Boy, do I have some bad news for you…
And if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bus
Trump responded with enthusiastic approval: “I LOVE TEXAS!” he wrote in a tweet accompanied by a video of the incident.
Yet another example of tRump endorsing stochastic terrorism.
Debates aren’t for the candidate’s supporters. They’re for the undecided voters. How anyone is still undecided at this point is the real mystery
alerts automatically went out to law enforcement officers, who responded and ended the shooting rampage within minutes, according to Barrow County Sheriff Jud Smith and Georgia Bureau of Investigation Director Chris Hosey.
Uvalde officers rn:
Jesse Waters is the biggest clown on a network full of them. Very impressive beclowning
I often think about how amazing it is to have indoor plumbing. Not having to pump water out of the ground manually or worse, having to drop a bucket in a well is such a luxury. Not to mention being able to take a shit without having to go outside
They’ll cut off their nose to spite the libs