Well, their way of counting is all messed up, and so is their language, so it will probably require slot of patience. That or a lot of schnapps.

Source: Have been to Denmark.

Every. Damn. Time.

HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE RON PERLMAN!

Bergen, Norway.

Remember to stay away from goat cheese too, it will give you saggy balls! I have this on good authority from a kid back in first grade and have since had a restrained relationship with goat cheese.