Someone once told me that the Mug root beer mascot looks like a right-wing boomer’s fursona, and now I can’t unsee it.

“GET OFF ME WOMAN! I’M A MARRIED MAN!”

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤

Yup, making them related without removing any of the subtext. So they went from being lesbians to being incestuous lesbians.

Something I came across after having to have glass removed from my hand: there’s no specific term for a doctor that specializes in hands.

While endangering a string of orphan boys who you keep dressing up in tight green booty shorts… for reasons.

Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.

2 parts Sprite

2 parts orange juice

1 part vanilla vodka

1 part Blue Curaçao

Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.

I’ve best heard it described as “a rogue and a bard who can only seem to roll Nat 20s and Nat 1s”.