You could go sturgeon spearing in Wisconsin. Cut a hole in the ice, stare at it while drinking for a week hoping a sturgeon swims past. Finally see one and have to guess which of the 3 sturgeon is the real one.

Your annoyance at them makes more sense then. I figured most buses had the front bike rack, as my small metro area buses have them.

Do buses in your area not have the bike rack on the front?