I just steal my favorite memes from other platforms and share them with you guys.

You know, kindling to keep the Lemmy fire burning warmer.

Also, I love uncomplicated, basic stuff in life; like schnitzel, coffee and masturbation.

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  • Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mltoMemes@lemmy.mlWill it happen ?
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    1 year ago

    I think “the more global warming accentuates, the bigger the Firefox and the smaller the globe” is the consistent rule. and when it’s just an orange circle with 0 fox elements, and no blue left, our time will be up as a species. Just fire will remain.


  • this also makes sense anthropologically, since humans seem to have a built in social instinct to compare penis sizes. so if you run out of peer penises, or it is deemed socially unacceptable, one can transfer the instinct into measuring everything else compared to one’s penis.

    if this would be a social norm, the standard unit approximation would probably keep increasing incrementally over the years, for social reasons.

    “that door is 6 dicks wide”

    “I only measured 5,2 dicks wide”

    “…”

    The speed with which one dick unit would increase per year on average will be called SUE or small unit energy.