What you really want is a poly grain scoop with a long handle. Guess you’re going to have to add to that shovel quiver.

Paul Mooney would like a word.

Well do share

A high pitched whistle slowly fading off?

Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.

He never set foot in Northern America.

Just like a can of beans