The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

I dont think this is true.

May I subscribe to Pelican Facts?

Its not that. The size of modern cars is to accommodate crumple zones. This design is better for people inside AND outside the car.

But bad for the environment, since you are hauling around an extra ton of padding all the time.

Why doesnt everyone switch from Windows???

Zero occupant protection. Arguably worse than a motorcycle and a raincoat.

Next year we make slave auctions great again

“The gang executes a CEO”

Are you suggesting that a simple faraday bag can neutralize an ankle monitor?

I found another suspect!

Obvious troll is obvious

Since the democratic party has become arguably centered instead of left, its natural that a new left leaning party should become mainstream

Google trends shows that a search for “did Joe Biden drop out?” Spiked on election day.

Yes he did, months ago. American dont even know who they are voting for.

The coin isnt fake tho, its exactly what its supposed to be.

Your mom is a funicular railway

You shure ‘bout that?

TIL ice boxes were often called refrigerators long before electric refrigerators were common

Same argument about wasting 44 billion to buy twitter.

A useless website exchanged hands.

Someone still has the money, why dont they spend it on the poor?

Fascinating business opportunity, queer gun shops.

Can fucking stupid come full circle all the wayback to brilliant?