That Jackdaw has seen some shit.

This quote has got to be up there with

“The secret ingredient is crime.”

And

“That crack is very moreish.”

I’d also like an explanation.

So here’s a question: how much body fat would a person need to have to achieve the same level of protection as a standard plate for a carrier?

Bro, do you need a hug?

Correct, we’re all dying and we’ll all continue to die. Now, why don’t you start living, and enjoy the neon sign?

1 v 1 me on Rust m8

And this is why in the age of search engines and LLMs we need to be teaching, both young and old, how to perform lateral reading.

It’s not a full research skill set but it’s better than nothing.

How the fuck are you spending 10 quid on spices?! You can get a good few for 5 at Lidl or Aldi.

Also, having been someone that poor, people in that position should understand spices and at least have a few of them because it was one of the few things that kept me going that at least my toast and tinned veg & hotdog pasta both had some flavour.

If he doesn’t turn up I really hope at the end of the ‘debate’ she looks straight down the lens of the camera, points and says “Convict Trump… Pussy!”

I saw the font and was immediately hit with flashbacks to my Universal Credit days when I was counting pennies when buying tins at Lidl, keeping bread in the freezer for toast and seasoning it with salt, pepper and paprika so it had some flavour, or occasionally having to eat sleep because my part-time job (the only one I could get) was late paying me for the week.

OP, if you’re a Universal Credit signee: stay strong, just be polite and cordial with the in person sessions and they’ll do their best to work the system as much as they can.

Trust me, being polite and positive with the person in the Job Centre brightens their day as it’s a break from them having to deal with the dregs of society.

It’s a shitty system but having been there before at my lowest time in life, it can get better.

(looks at arms)

Now listen here you little shit!

It’s ok, not every social event is going to go well and most of the time it’s nothing personal, we’re all just kind of bumbling along through the confusing and absurd reality that is life.

May I join this group hug?

Does the cat wear a turtle-neck sweater/jumper?

So for all of apple’s design faults, I genuinely think this might have been intentional because it feels like the venn diagram of Apple software engineers and cat owners is more like a circle.

But you’ve yet to lose a pillow fight.

Focus on what’s important.

John’s done being sorry.

Remember, you’re a ghost piloting a walking tent of bone, blood, and flesh using a grey jelly computer running on ConfusedMeat_OS.

As is everyone and everything living that you know.

First a $40 fee just to swipe plastic is stupid, even VISA don’t charge anywhere near that much for the card machine operator. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Also does the US not have smartphone banking apps? Do you have to pay fees for a bank transfer? Is it the landlord setting those fees? I’m confused how a free at point of use system is getting slapped with a fee.

Why does everyone in the US have to write cheques to eachother, wasting everyone’s time going in person to the bank to cash them in? Even my employer just does a bank transfer to pay me my income.