Turtle shells are already on the inside. The entire surface of their shells is skin!

It’s Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo

I have over 20 gnome extensions and I haven’t seen an update break one in the past year I have been running Fedora. Even the Fedora 40-41 upgrade gave me no issues

He’s not saying Democrats shouldn’t change, just acknowledging that this election result is not 100% on them

There are also people who gasp DON’T like working from home

Soldiers knocking down doors to arrest millions of illegal aliens and everyone who looks like an illegal alien and shoving them into camps, what could go wrong?

Ooh cyborg zombies, very cool. The detail on the ceiling with that device is also intriguing

but going much slower for no reason could get you pulled over

I feel like this is something everyone says but how often does this actually happen? Not often I’d guess, unless the police officer is bored, or it’s at an hour where they’re out looking for drunk drivers anyway

Because how else would we feel superior?

Millions of American children are (were?) given these in the third grade and yes they all call them that

“Welcome to City 17!”

I love how his last name is pronounced “to share a” and he did, in abundance

Did any other US residents just get a text from cdc’s v-safe program? 👀

Don’t forget the trans and gays! 🙃

I think it’s easy to understand Mastodon, or any federated service, using a metaphor for a country or large place, where you can say “I want to move to X country” but then you have to actually pick a place IN that country to live, like a specific city or rural district. Once you decide on your instance, it’s really not that hard

Bulettes, obviously

Stuff like this makes me want to leave this country, and it’ll only get worse. We’re in for a real diarrhea shitstorm here people

Buckle up buckaroos

I read this as “exhilarating loofah”