It’ll be fixed?

Let’s go!

The equivalent is just the literal equivalent. There’s plenty of books where dudes fuck aliens or monster girls like https://a.co/d/1FZRltv

Haremfantasy is a whole genre of erotic literature that is set in fantasy worlds. There’s hella sexy goblin girls.

It’s degenerate filth but recently I’ve found myself dipping my toes in…

Was he particularly in a position to stop that?

This web serial is riveting.

Not his fault, that’s just a mean or ignorant tatooist. Why wouldn’t they just do a literal word for word translation if there’s no equivalent phrase in Chinese?

Like if the phrase “great to the neck” has some special meaning in Chinese but not English, you can still write the english words “great to the neck” on someone’s skin.

Okay but if you get stuck, at least try to get in one good asphyx-e-wank on your way out.

You can’t keep secrets from the future.

Heard that once in a song about how all encryption is doomed to break against future math/computing power. Great eery phrase.

Nooooooo

hahahah right? I was like ‘uh…I don’t think that’s where all the money’s disappearing to my guy…’

Sad little human. I have written my treatises into the warp and weft of reality itself. I have twisted my curiosity into the folds of your DNA and stamped my waxing madness into the ragged edges of the telomeres that mark your days as numbered. I have made of the stars a celestial QR code that burns across the skies of every planet, that burns across the eyes of every ape who stares into the night and asks “why?”. I announced The Work with a bang of gas and light and awe and set time itself into motion so my scripture could expand eternally into the infinite, benighted expanse.

Make the implication especially spicy by emphasizing “I”.

…kinda but also wtf are you talking about? It’s Taco Bell, of course it’s going to be greasy as fuck and delicious.

Not delicious in the way of fresher more authentic Mexican food. Delicious in the way of Taco Bell.

.89-cents-at-midnight-delicious

This has over-sharerer energy.

“it is what it is… but I tell everyone I meet about “it” within days or hours”

If you like politics+humor+eldritch-horror might I suggest Frankie Boyle and in particular his show New World Order.

so you think you will next time or nah?

All I do is fart. Except during the times when I’m holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I’m just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.

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Does he rent them out? Or does he just…have them?

I don’t see the similarity at all.

I hadn’t realized this was a .ru domain…