The liberal who doesn’t believe in the concept of critical support.

Fucking GOOD! Holy hell, still a terrible story to imagine.

And the jolly rancher.

Read the manual and if something’s broken, give fixing it a shot even if you end up breaking it more.

When you read the manual, you learn things (often including how to fix them without breaking them more). The more things you know how to fix, the more everything starts to look familiar. This is how those people who seem to be ridiculously good at fixing everything learned to be good.