Those two clowns couldn’t find their own asses in a dark room with both hands and a flashlight.

“What do you mean you don’t want to base your livelihood on my bullshit hobby “business” that will completely fall apart within the next two years?”

Fucking terrified. I’ve never seen corpos circle their wagons like this before. It’s hilarious.

Hackers

Pro CEO and Pro Corporate

What fuckery is this?

Luigi definitely didn’t have bitch tits.

Burn corpo shit.

What an utter fucking buffoon. This man shouldn’t be trusted to use a fork without protective eyewear let alone run a god damn country.

Nah, I still fuck with Skinny Puppy and Bauhaus.

I’m willing to bet Lewis has some very strong opinions about women, race relations, and video game journalism.

I tried switching to an alum block for those exact concerns. Didn’t work for me and made me actually smell worse than when I forget to put on antiperspirant. I think I’d rather risk cancer and not smell like a pair of used gym shorts.

Shiloh because I fuck with anyone down with Gary Numan.

Back in my day we drank from the hose if we got thirsty and lined up in the street to get sprayed with DDT and painted our homes with lead. Those were the days!

This isn’t Reddit. You don’t need to try to one-up everyone to feel seen.

No thanks. I’m not interested in giving up what little protection I have from the amoral machinations of tech dudebros and their fucking lackeys in the state.

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