Elden ring. Got to NG+7 before it became miserable and I had to stop.

That’s one of the most beautiful ways I’ve ever seen a tree portrayed.

Good old midnight club—that game was fun as shit.

What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?

Dang, they landed Michael Dudikoff for this one?!?

That is exactly what I thinking as I watched this—these people just didn’t understand what people like about video games.

And I am looking at never purchasing another EA game in my lifetime.

To jerk off 2 guys at the same time you’d also need to know how tall they both were.

No, no,no what you’d really need to know is height from dick to floor—we’ll call that D2F.

I absolutely read this in Dunkey’s voice.