androogee (they/she)

They are planning to buy

So far so good

or maybe just electricity

Uh oh

All the juice runs out if there’s holes; this will let a good amount collect.

A headline of a judge ordering something to happen doesn’t instantly make it happen. Still takes time.

Not at all. Other climate deniers, sure.

But if you ask Alex Jones about climate change, his usual line is that the earth actually needs more CO² because it makes plants grow good, and the globalists are tricking us into reducing emissions to destroy ourselves.

Auction hasn’t happened yet, the staff recently had to go around putting sticky notes on personal property to make sure it didn’t get included.

The guy punching me clearly espouses a pacifist ideology, so calling him violent is absurd horseshoe theory nonsense.

Naw this is a case of the media tiptoing around him and preferring easily digested headlines.

He’s clearly not describing The Purge in the actual quote. He doesn’t want to make crime legal.

He’s describing Kristallnacht. He wants the cops to be able to punish anyone they want with as much violence as they want. He wants a massacre of anyone they declare a criminal, aka minorities and dissidents.

It’s so much fucking scarier than the bullshit headlines and it’s so fucking frustrating.

Oh shit, that sounds way more fun than casual Friday

… She wasn’t fired lmao. People don’t read.

She was given a 5 day suspension.

I don’t know why, but it’s always surreal to find out that webcomics I stopped reading 15 years ago still exist. Lots of things exist when I’m not looking at them. I don’t know why my brain snags on this one.

Sluggy Freelance is still going, Christ. It took me like a year and a half to catch up to current way back in 2004, I can’t imagine the struggle now.

In a series of small fires

I keep messaging the devs but no response.

Me either

An older lady was trying to push two carts at the same time out of a warehouse club store. I was just carrying TP by hand, so I offered to push her extra cart.

She called me her bodyguard. I ascended immediately to heaven.

Infusing users back into Twitter? Nah

So excited for The Jungle 2

Your friends don’t sprance, and if they don’t sprance then they’re no friends of mine

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You okay?

Oh great, I added all the numbers in your comment together and now it’s $101 billion?? When will this madness end???

Fred Durst never made a plan in his damn life